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Women only. Plan may cause aches, pains, nausea, increased appetite, loss of appetite, increased sexual desire, complete loss of sexual desire, drowsiness, insomnia, varicose veins, and strange marks on your abdomen.

*It won't be easy, but the weight loss is guaranteed.

**We take no responsibility for the last ten pounds; that's your lookout. You may never lose them.

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